Matt “Hoss_TBF” Hawrilenko Discusses Hellmuth’s Online Tilt

Matt “Hoss_TBF” Hawrilenko Discusses Hellmuth’s Online Tilt

Tuesday, 11 August 2009

The online poker forum community was awash with discussion of Hellmuth (as per usual) a couple of months ago when, during a session of high-stakes Limit Hold ‘em at Ultimate Bet, Matt Hawrilenko and Phil Hellmuth got into what can only be described as a “handbags” situation.

For context, here are some of the more hilarious moments:


PHILHELLMUTH: crunk would have 30k less if deck broke even


HOSS_TBF: phil you'd have 8 million less if deck broke even


PHILHELLMUTH: 35WR


PHILHELLMUTH: AE?


PHILHELLMUTH: G


PHILHELLMUTH: GRT?


PHILHELLMUTH: GHR?PHILHELLMUTH: TH


PHILHELLMUTH: RT?


PHILHELLMUTH: ETY


PHILHELLMUTH: NJ?PHILHELLMUTH: DTYY


HILHELLMUTH: ******* op IDUIOT


PHILHELLMUTH: wtyf?


HOSS_TBF: there is a program called mavis beacon teaches typing which ?
HOSS_TBF: i found very useful and you may as well?


"Phil is the most egoistic, self-centred person in the world," Hawrilenko says, amused. At one point in the chat at Ultimate Bet, he remarked to Phil that he should do some breathing exercises to calm down.
"That was honestly kinda genuine," Hawrilenko confesses, saying that he had read Phil's blog where he mentions having a panic attack, and Hawrilenko feared that this may be the case again.


The most amusing part, in our most humble opinion, is tied: firstly when Phil says “moron gets every raise in when tiny favourite”. I know we can’t muster 11 bracelets but the staff at Bluff Europe are all under the impression that that is the point of poker, Limit Hold ‘em especially?


This chat, however, takes the biscuit:


PHILHELLMUTH: what a sucker


PHILHELLMUTH: plqys every single pot


PHILHELLMUTH: and pays off like a slot machine


TURNTHECAROFF: lolololol


HOSS_TBF: *exactly* like a slot machine



Tags: Poker News, Matt, “Hoss_TBF”, Hawrilenko, Discusses, Hellmuth’s, Online, Tilt